Tumblr Stuff ♥

Jul 25

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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Jul 25

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

jackiefarrell:

Kat Dennings’ curves appreciation post

in which we are all Tom

Jul 24
Jul 23

zlatanibrahimovich:

Sexual Orientation: “Ah sure gowan”.

Jul 21

matociquala:

damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

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The street finds its own uses.

Jul 19

two-men-one-angel:

hiddleswiggles:

ohmalley-thealliecat:

artelini:

A comic about my parents. The entirety of their relationship is mutual hatred of the human race.

when my parents first met my mum thought my dad was a stuck up dick and my dad thought she was a bitch and now they’ve been married 25 years

they get a long in a similar way

they love each other, but they don’t like eachother

I might find a soul mate yet

My mum only said yes to marrying my dad cuz she thought he was joking 

Jul 19
Jul 19
wheresmywarhorse:

rlyhigh:

I’m so done

The *duh duh duhs* were so on point I can’t

wheresmywarhorse:

rlyhigh:

I’m so done

The *duh duh duhs* were so on point I can’t

Jul 19
  • Potential employer: so what's your availabil-
  • Me: I AM AVAILABLE ALL THE TIME. ANY DAY. ALL HOURS. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO PLEASE HIRE ME
Jul 19

perdu-et-seul:

hermioning:

there are more nipples than people

this fucked me over

Jul 19
Jul 19

lasagnababy:

in lit we were about to read a book on concentration camps and so my teacher told everyone to draw what came to mind when they thought of world war 2 and she thought the pictures were so good she hung them up on the wall and now i sit in front of this image

Jul 17

epic-humor:

will do anything for foood

Jul 17

justcallmefresh:

nosdrinker:

eveltal:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

sageoftenpaths:

WOW

I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk loses his shit

That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game

HE REALLY DID IT

yooooooooooo. Insane. 

Jul 17
sinning-is-winning:

IM FUCKING DYINg

sinning-is-winning:

IM FUCKING DYINg